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I'm Cassy. I enjoy taking long romantic walks on the beach with my girlfriend. That is until the LSD wears off and I realize I've just been dragging a stolen mannequin around the walmart parking lot for the past three hours.

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nerdsexandee:

artdeko:

Poetry.


When the stars align in cards against humanity the universe rejoices.

nerdsexandee:

artdeko:

Poetry.

When the stars align in cards against humanity the universe rejoices.

(Source: muusudgoi, via dietelwebcityrr)

— 6 days ago with 279839 notes

ask-bombastic-blake:

Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

(Source: nbc.com, via stability)

— 6 days ago with 158775 notes

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

(via andrewquo)

— 6 days ago with 980772 notes

psychoticornumb:

When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes

image

(via lordstark)

— 6 days ago with 345248 notes

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway, via hotboyproblems)

— 6 days ago with 547923 notes

usbdongle:

xeverdeen:

im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY 

#there’s another country? #how long has it been there

(via dutchster)

— 6 days ago with 76083 notes

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal, via guy)

— 6 days ago with 349427 notes

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

(Source: uglygirlsassociation, via andrewquo)

— 6 days ago with 192315 notes